Lone Star Oops

When I started this thing, I promised myself NO POLITICS. But then I got this email. Everybody outside of Travis County loves this moron. They would probably agree to sell their first born to cover his miserable presidential run.
The email:


Billy,

During Rick Perry's presidential run he has wasted nearly $2.7 million taxpayer dollars on airfare, baggage fees, food and even parking. Tell Governor Rick Perry you want him to pay back the $2.7 million dollars of taxpayer money he spent on his race to Washington.

According to records from the Texas Department of Public Safety, we can project Perry’s security-related travel costs from the day he officially announced his candidacy to when he suspended his campaign on January 19. The $2,651,429.14 in Texas tax dollars he's wasted on jet liners and fancy hotels is money we'll never see again unless Perry pays us back.
Luckily, Rick Perry can pay taxpayers back today. According to Rick Perry’s latest ethics report, his state PAC has $2.47 million in the bank. He could repay 93% of what he owes us today by writing one simple check.

Write Rick Perry and tell him not to waste our hard earned investment in this state and pay taxpayers back immediately.
Sincerely,
Progress Texas

I thought MAYBE, he had a shot. Then this happened:

 And this:

MY GOD. The man was elected as governor of the state. I guess all the right wing lunatics outside of Austin don't see this guy like I do:

Nice try Yosemite Rick.