Mike Leach to Wazoo

Well, well, well. The Pirate finally found a port to dock his ship. Good luck USC, UCLA, Washington, etc... You got a real problem now, his name is Jeff Tuel. Soon to go down as the next Sonny Cumbie/Graham Harrell/BJ Symons/Kliff Kingsbury/Cody Hodges.....The Pirate coached Art Briles, Dana "Hungry Eyes" Holgorson, Sonny Dykes and Ruffin Mcneil. He took Tech to 10 bowl games. Let the "Air Raid" resume, Jeff Tuel. Oh yeah, suck it Craig James, your son is a bitch.

Texas vs Baylor for the Holiday Bowl

So we took a week off for the holidays, now its back to work. Texas gets the task of taking on the #2 offense in the country, led by RG3. It'll be tough, but I believe in Coach Diaz's defense. After all,like Lucinda says, they're only made of concrete and barbed wire.

STONE COLD UPSET LOCK

Alright two weeks in a row. Although Vegas has them as favorites, Texas should not be favored. We're taking Texas to upset Bill Snyder's 8-2 Kansas State on senior night! Just for kicks, here's Zach Galifianakis:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

The Jerry Sandusky hug

Johnny McEntee is THE MAN

John Moxon got NOTHING on this dude.

Greatest. Snowman. Ever.

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Move over Tyrone Prothro

I dont know how I missed this for 3 years, this is amazing.

How many 12 year olds could you take in a fight?

One of the greatest thing I've ever read is Matt Schweiger's "Realistic assesment of how many 12 year olds I could fight before they overtook me."  Click the link, its hilarious. You can also take THIS QUIZ to find out how many 5 year olds you could take. Proud to say I got 22.

Surprise! Vick out VY to start

As Early Cuyler once said, "Ain't nuthin can stop The Scrambler!"

How to play Jeopardy.... LIKE A BOSS

ONIONS!

Daily Show PWNS Sandusky

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Favorite movie scenes: Raising Arizona

You gotta love the Keystone Cops and banjo. Unbelievable film making.

EPIC IMMORTALS/SPACE JAM MASHUP

I cant believe how well this works:

A Miami fan drinks his own urine, blames Nevin Shapiro

HT-EDSBS This guy bet an FSU fan Miami would win.

Rex Ryan doesn't take kindly to your criticism

At the :15 mark, a fan shouts, "Rex, Belichek's better than you."HT-Deadspin

"A coon skin hat shall lead them."

A West Virginia fan discusses the offense against Cincy.

Pirate School

An offering to Ole Miss. Why would you turn this down?

RUMOR FAIL, BRO

In news not at all surprising here in Austin, A CERTAIN TEXAS DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR IS RUMORED TO BE HEADED TO OLE MISS 


Hey $EC, keep your damn hands off our coaches! I know Chizik got a MNC, but look at FAILCHAMP down in Gainesville.


You may end up like this brah:

Pedo State

Obviously, this is where you should send your children, because:

ARMANTI EDWARD'S STONE COLD UPSET LOCK OF THE WEEK

We're really sucking at this upset thing. 1-4. Gonna make it happen this week Oregon over Stanford! How bout that? Andrew Luck may be the #1 pick, but he loses the Heisman here. I'm pulling for Kellen Moore. If you can tell me what is going on this picture, I'll kiss your ass.

Favorite movie scenes #2: Gary Oldman

"That makes us practically related."

New post idea: favorite movie scenes

We are toying with this idea, favorite movie scenes. Let us know if you love it or hate in the comments. The life changer:

I'm tired of hearing about Penn State's "pedo-gate." So here's John Kreese looking at boys.

GAME O' THE CENTURY

My first NFL game ever was in Cleveland. Colts vs Browns. The epic match up between Peyton Manning and Kelly Holcomb led to a 12-9 Colts win. No touchdowns. Mike Vanderjagt kicked a field goal to win it. I remember leaving the stadium thinking a. well that sucked, and b. they shoulda played Couch. So after the BIGGEST GAME OF ALL TIME ended 9-6, it reminded me of that day in Cleveland. Anyway, Coach Saban just wants you to "SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN."

Ron Washington's/Sam Jackson pre-game 7 speech

CHRIS CARPENTER AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN CHRIS CARPENTER?!!

Ron Washington's Game 7 Clubhouse Speech from JoeSportsFan.com on Vimeo.

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Texas wins 52-20, looks like A RUSHING MONSTER

We here at HYFTP have always been there for the coach. Be it Rich Brooks, Mack Brown, Tubby Smith, we always found a reason to argue the point to back the coaches. If you watched the Texas Longhorns last season, and compare what they have done this season, its pretty obvious some coaches couldn't be defended. 439 YARDS RUSHING. If you told me that O-line could block a high school team like that I would have laughed in your face. Things have changed. Coaches were changed. I guess my theory on backing coaches to my death has changed. One thing I won't change-Mack Brown is my boy-He knew what to do all along. Texas is back from the dead. That's why he's the goddamn captain.

"Honey Badger Sang Dixie."

The Walkie Talkie Dead

Rick, whats your twenty?

Stat Boy nails the Henry Hill "CopaCabana Scene"

HT-Deadspin One of my favorite films gets a tribute from ESPN.

I Believe I Can Fly

Man, I nearly had a heart attack just watching this trailer. The best way I can describe it is "a bunch of dudes being Delautres." (some of you may understand that)

I Believe I can Fly ( flight of the frenchies). Trailer from sebastien montaz-rosset on Vimeo.

Alabama vs. L.S.U.

I was having trouble making a decision on who to go with in the biggest regular season game since....I don't know maybe Michigan Vs. Buckeyes '06? Anyway, I get emails from a t-shirt website called "Busted Tees." They made my mind up for me.

"Honey Badger don't care." Geaux Tigers. Oh yeah, this sign sure made my pick easier. Hey Bama, it ain't our fault Wal-Mart don't sell meth.

Zach Galifinakis in 1999

COMIC GENIUS

The Hulk vs. Ewok

Saban as "The Jesus."

"Eight year olds, Dude."
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A message to Texas Tech: That Look

If you know this man, you know this look. It means one thing, YOUR ASS. Tommy Tuberville and Seth Doege, on Saturday at 11:00 am CST you will get that look. You have been warned.

THE WHITEST THING YOU WILL SEE THIS WEEK

My vote for Ohio State introductory football theme..

“I will fight any one of you if you want it.”

I came across this little doozy (wink ;) a couple of days ago. Pretty sure I did the same thing when Kellen Heard put that late hit on Colt McCoy. HT-EDSBS

53 Veer Pass's upset of the week!

This week was a difficult one, with not many reasonable options.(But they are called "upsets" for a reason.) This week,we target the Oregon Ducks. We're taking Washington, led by my man Steve Sarkisian. While everyone in the country will be talking about LaMichael James and Darron Thomas, I'm talking Chris Polk, who leads the Pac-whatever in rushing. He already has over 1000 yards. We're 1-3 so far on these picks, so Chip Kelly, don't worry too much. The Huskies will be honoring the 1991 co-national champs pre-game. Hopefully Coach Sark can resurrect the Huskies to their glory days.

Kevin Durant=Muhammad Ali?

He seems to have that same charisma, and thanks to Twitter, really connects with the kids: