Favorite movie scenes: Miller's Crossing

From the "Danny Boy" to the realization that Leo is such a hard-ass, this scene will always be one of my faves. (Prepare for these posts to be Coen Brothers heavy BTW)

NO $EC YOU CANT KEEP POACHING COACHES

SI.com reporting Major Applewhite is on Muschamp's radar to replace Jabba the Weis at OC. I firmly believe he is the best recruiter on the staff, and my hero for the 2001 Holiday Bowl performance. Here's to hoping THIS is still the case.

Here is the video of Texas vs. Florida for Major Applewhite:

Chrimbus wish list

A. My family to get me "Batman Arkham City" for Xbox.
B. Mike Leach, please rescue Coach Mumme from Abilene, to be your offensive coordinator at Wazoo. With these two back together, OH MY GOD. 


Leach may be the most charismatic coach in football. Mack Brown, Pat Fitzgerald, Chris Peterson, are probably on this list....and maybe Bowden and Spurrier:

#MIKELEACHFORPRESIDENT

Mike Leach to Wazoo

Well, well, well. The Pirate finally found a port to dock his ship. Good luck USC, UCLA, Washington, etc... You got a real problem now, his name is Jeff Tuel. Soon to go down as the next Sonny Cumbie/Graham Harrell/BJ Symons/Kliff Kingsbury/Cody Hodges.....The Pirate coached Art Briles, Dana "Hungry Eyes" Holgorson, Sonny Dykes and Ruffin Mcneil. He took Tech to 10 bowl games. Let the "Air Raid" resume, Jeff Tuel. Oh yeah, suck it Craig James, your son is a bitch.

Texas vs Baylor for the Holiday Bowl

So we took a week off for the holidays, now its back to work. Texas gets the task of taking on the #2 offense in the country, led by RG3. It'll be tough, but I believe in Coach Diaz's defense. After all,like Lucinda says, they're only made of concrete and barbed wire.

STONE COLD UPSET LOCK

Alright two weeks in a row. Although Vegas has them as favorites, Texas should not be favored. We're taking Texas to upset Bill Snyder's 8-2 Kansas State on senior night! Just for kicks, here's Zach Galifianakis:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

The Jerry Sandusky hug

Johnny McEntee is THE MAN

John Moxon got NOTHING on this dude.

Greatest. Snowman. Ever.

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Move over Tyrone Prothro

I dont know how I missed this for 3 years, this is amazing.

How many 12 year olds could you take in a fight?

One of the greatest thing I've ever read is Matt Schweiger's "Realistic assesment of how many 12 year olds I could fight before they overtook me."  Click the link, its hilarious. You can also take THIS QUIZ to find out how many 5 year olds you could take. Proud to say I got 22.

Surprise! Vick out VY to start

As Early Cuyler once said, "Ain't nuthin can stop The Scrambler!"

How to play Jeopardy.... LIKE A BOSS

ONIONS!

Daily Show PWNS Sandusky

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Favorite movie scenes: Raising Arizona

You gotta love the Keystone Cops and banjo. Unbelievable film making.

EPIC IMMORTALS/SPACE JAM MASHUP

I cant believe how well this works:

A Miami fan drinks his own urine, blames Nevin Shapiro

HT-EDSBS This guy bet an FSU fan Miami would win.

Rex Ryan doesn't take kindly to your criticism

At the :15 mark, a fan shouts, "Rex, Belichek's better than you."HT-Deadspin

"A coon skin hat shall lead them."

A West Virginia fan discusses the offense against Cincy.

Pirate School

An offering to Ole Miss. Why would you turn this down?

RUMOR FAIL, BRO

In news not at all surprising here in Austin, A CERTAIN TEXAS DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR IS RUMORED TO BE HEADED TO OLE MISS 


Hey $EC, keep your damn hands off our coaches! I know Chizik got a MNC, but look at FAILCHAMP down in Gainesville.


You may end up like this brah:

Pedo State

Obviously, this is where you should send your children, because:

ARMANTI EDWARD'S STONE COLD UPSET LOCK OF THE WEEK

We're really sucking at this upset thing. 1-4. Gonna make it happen this week Oregon over Stanford! How bout that? Andrew Luck may be the #1 pick, but he loses the Heisman here. I'm pulling for Kellen Moore. If you can tell me what is going on this picture, I'll kiss your ass.

Favorite movie scenes #2: Gary Oldman

"That makes us practically related."

New post idea: favorite movie scenes

We are toying with this idea, favorite movie scenes. Let us know if you love it or hate in the comments. The life changer:

I'm tired of hearing about Penn State's "pedo-gate." So here's John Kreese looking at boys.

GAME O' THE CENTURY

My first NFL game ever was in Cleveland. Colts vs Browns. The epic match up between Peyton Manning and Kelly Holcomb led to a 12-9 Colts win. No touchdowns. Mike Vanderjagt kicked a field goal to win it. I remember leaving the stadium thinking a. well that sucked, and b. they shoulda played Couch. So after the BIGGEST GAME OF ALL TIME ended 9-6, it reminded me of that day in Cleveland. Anyway, Coach Saban just wants you to "SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN."

Ron Washington's/Sam Jackson pre-game 7 speech

CHRIS CARPENTER AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN CHRIS CARPENTER?!!

Ron Washington's Game 7 Clubhouse Speech from JoeSportsFan.com on Vimeo.

\ HT-Deadspin

Texas wins 52-20, looks like A RUSHING MONSTER

We here at HYFTP have always been there for the coach. Be it Rich Brooks, Mack Brown, Tubby Smith, we always found a reason to argue the point to back the coaches. If you watched the Texas Longhorns last season, and compare what they have done this season, its pretty obvious some coaches couldn't be defended. 439 YARDS RUSHING. If you told me that O-line could block a high school team like that I would have laughed in your face. Things have changed. Coaches were changed. I guess my theory on backing coaches to my death has changed. One thing I won't change-Mack Brown is my boy-He knew what to do all along. Texas is back from the dead. That's why he's the goddamn captain.

"Honey Badger Sang Dixie."

The Walkie Talkie Dead

Rick, whats your twenty?

Stat Boy nails the Henry Hill "CopaCabana Scene"

HT-Deadspin One of my favorite films gets a tribute from ESPN.

I Believe I Can Fly

Man, I nearly had a heart attack just watching this trailer. The best way I can describe it is "a bunch of dudes being Delautres." (some of you may understand that)

I Believe I can Fly ( flight of the frenchies). Trailer from sebastien montaz-rosset on Vimeo.

Alabama vs. L.S.U.

I was having trouble making a decision on who to go with in the biggest regular season game since....I don't know maybe Michigan Vs. Buckeyes '06? Anyway, I get emails from a t-shirt website called "Busted Tees." They made my mind up for me.

"Honey Badger don't care." Geaux Tigers. Oh yeah, this sign sure made my pick easier. Hey Bama, it ain't our fault Wal-Mart don't sell meth.

Zach Galifinakis in 1999

COMIC GENIUS

The Hulk vs. Ewok

Saban as "The Jesus."

"Eight year olds, Dude."
ht-EDSBS

A message to Texas Tech: That Look

If you know this man, you know this look. It means one thing, YOUR ASS. Tommy Tuberville and Seth Doege, on Saturday at 11:00 am CST you will get that look. You have been warned.

THE WHITEST THING YOU WILL SEE THIS WEEK

My vote for Ohio State introductory football theme..

“I will fight any one of you if you want it.”

I came across this little doozy (wink ;) a couple of days ago. Pretty sure I did the same thing when Kellen Heard put that late hit on Colt McCoy. HT-EDSBS

53 Veer Pass's upset of the week!

This week was a difficult one, with not many reasonable options.(But they are called "upsets" for a reason.) This week,we target the Oregon Ducks. We're taking Washington, led by my man Steve Sarkisian. While everyone in the country will be talking about LaMichael James and Darron Thomas, I'm talking Chris Polk, who leads the Pac-whatever in rushing. He already has over 1000 yards. We're 1-3 so far on these picks, so Chip Kelly, don't worry too much. The Huskies will be honoring the 1991 co-national champs pre-game. Hopefully Coach Sark can resurrect the Huskies to their glory days.

Kevin Durant=Muhammad Ali?

He seems to have that same charisma, and thanks to Twitter, really connects with the kids:

Timmy Rah Rah

Alright, I'm not gonna jump on Tebow like Colin Cowherd does, but, come on. He does not belong starting for an NFL team. Maybe at tight end. Being the worlds biggest Vince Young supporter, I can't get past the reactions of his teammates. The body language. It is a fact his fellow athletes don't feel his mojo/leadership.

 Case in point, watch the actions of his fellow offensive linemen/teammates:




I'm no Tebow hater or lover, but in every highlight I've seen of him getting sacked, I've yet to see an O-lineman help him up. I guess he's got Jesus for that. Amen.

EARLY CUYLER'S PICKOF THE WEEK!!!!!!!

 FIREWORKS BABY, WHOOOO!!!!!!

BRYCE DREW'S UPSET(S) OF THE WEEK

We got two, you heard it, two upset specials! First-Mr Cookie Monster socks himself, RG3, takes down the Chris Wienke Brandon Weeden led Okie St.

Next, in PRIMETIME, The Wramblin' Wreck take down Clemson in a redemption of last weeks STONE COLD LOCK! 8-ball The Tiger is not impressed. (cocaine is hell of a drug)

AND DOWN GOES O.U.

PLEASE PLAY MUSIC FOR FULL EFFECT. OU got beat by Tommy Tubberville while I was at a wedding this weekend. So I present to you, a picture I took from my screen last week:

Real life events will take us away for the weekend, I'm in an out of state wedding. Hopefully by Sunday, Tyrone will have his shit together.

Wade Boggs likes Miller Lite (like me)

This is an OLD story, but many have not heard it, and its one of my faves. THE ORIGIN OF BOGGS Posted by Hank Yerzimbeck April 25th, 2007 We’ve had a few questions come up about Boggs, and why we refer to tasty Miller Lites as Boggs. Well my friends, open your ears and I’ll pour in a tale. I heard the legendary story over my car radio as I was heading down I-5 to work about a year ago, listening to Mitch in the Morning on 950 KJR, as usual. For some reason or another, Mitch was gone that day so Steve Sandmeyer was hosting the show, and former Mariners and Yankees pitcher Jeff Nelson was sitting in as his sidekick. Sandmeyer was killing some time by making small talk about baseball and about Nelly’s career and exploits as a major leaguer. The conversation turned to some of the funniest things Nelly had seen in his career when Sandy asked something like “who was the best with the ladies out of everyone you were around in baseball?” Nelson said that it was tough to say for sure, but that he figured it was probably Andre Dawson, the former Expos, Cubs, Red Sox, and Marlins slugger. The two shared a laugh about the Hawk’s game, and then Sandmeyer stumbled upon the most compelling question ever articulated in an interview: “who would you say drank the most beer out of everyone you ever played with?” The following colloquy sheds some light on one of drinking’s biggest stars and on one of the greatest drinking feats of all time. Sandy: Who would you say drank the most beer out of everyone you ever played with? Nelson: Easy, Wade Boggs…..easy Sandy: (laughing) Really!? Wade Boggs? Nelson: Oh, yeah, without a doubt. I’ve never seen anyone drink as much beer as he did in my life: Sandy: (laughing) Get outta here, alright, give me an example, like how much did he drink? Nelson: Oh, I’d say, on a typical road trip, east coast to west coast [Nelly played with Boggs on the Yankees], say a road game to Seattle……Wade would drink anywhere between 50 and 60 beers. Sandy: NO WAY!! 50 or 60 beers. That is impossible. Nelson: No, I know…I know how crazy that sounds, and I wouldn’t believe it myself unless I saw him do it…..numerous times. And he drank nothing but Miller Lite. Sandy: How in the hell did he have time to drink that many beers. For God’s sake, how many times did he have to go to the bathroom? Nelson: I’m not kidding you Steve. Seriously. Wade was the kind of guy who was always the first one at the club house. So, he’d get to the clubhouse, and he’d bring a six pack with him. He’d be there drinking a beer when someone showed up, and as we were all packing our stuff up out of our lockers and getting our bags ready for the trip, Wade would sit there and drink that whole six pack. Now, at the time, we were flying out of New Jersey, so it was somewhat of a drive from Yankee stadium to the airport in New Jersey. Wade would drink another couple of beers on the bus to the airport. At the time, we were flying this older airplane, it couldn’t make it across the country without refueling, and it wasn’t the fastest airplane in the sky. So we would stop in North Dakota or something. Wade would drink about a half rack between New Jersey and North Dakota, and it would take about a half-hour to an hour to refuel once we got there, so he’d have a few more beers while we were grounded in North Dakota. Once we got back up in the air, Wade would drink another 10, 11, 12 beers on the way out to the west coast. The whole flight from coast to coast ususally took us well over 7 hours. We’d touch down at Sea-Tac, hop on the bus headed to the Kingdome, and Wade would have another beer or two on the bus. Then, all of us would get to the Kingdome and unpack our bags and sit around and BS with eachother, and Wade would have a beer in his hand the entire time. He was always one of the last people to leave the club house too. So I’d say that all in all, he drank over 50 beers on the trip, and this wasn’t just an isolated incident, he did that almost every time. Sandy: Unbelievable. That’s absolutely unbelieveable. Nelson: Yeah, I know, I’m not kidding though, let’s call up somebody and they’ll tell you man, they’ll tell you I’m not lying. Sandy: Alright, who should we call up. Let’s take a commercial break, and then we’ll call up somebody and see if we can’t get to the bottom of this….This is absolutely amazing. [commercial break: When the commercial end, Paul Sorrento, a former Mariner and Devil Ray, and Boggs’s and Nelly’s former teammate, is on the phone] Nelly: Hey Paul, good to hear from you man, I haven’t talked to you in a while. Sorrento: Yeah, what’s it been like, two, three years? Nelly: Yeah. Hey, Paul, just to clarify now, I didn’t speak to you over the commercial break, and I haven’t talked to you about anything since we last talked a few years ago right? Sorrento: Yeah, right. Nelly: Alright Paul, we’ve been talking about Wade Boggs up here today in Seattle. Sorrento: (laughing) Yeah, ole Wade huh. Nelly: Yeah, alright Paul, I need you to answer one question for me, truthfully now….How many beers would Wade Boggs drink on an east coast to west coast road trip? Sorrento: Oh, jeez, (exhaling like a flat tire) I don’t know, like 70. Nelly, Sandberg, Sorrento, Hank: (Rolling on the ground laughing)

First weekly "Animal Kingdom upset pick of the week"

The plan is to do this every week, let see how long I can keep this up. I'm taking UNC over red hot Clemson. Clemson favored by 11, at home. Don't ask me why, and if you can tell me what is going on in this picture, I'll kiss your ass:

Wild Animals Loose in Ohio

JESUS CHRIST OHIO. Just when I thought I had seen the worst you could offer, you go and release 48 dangerous animals into your population. Maybe the NCAA can catch them before the SWAT teams kill them all!

May 5, 2011

In sports journalism, tough decisions have to be made. CBS made the all-time worst decision on May 5, 2011. Dumb moves by sports networks are everywhere, Craig James is still with ESPN, even though he killed 5 hookers in his time at SMU.

But on May 5, 2011, CBS let the money do the talking, and lost the greatest voice to ever call an NCAA tournament basketball game. May 5, 2011 will go down as a day of infamy. With all due respect CBS, leaving Gus Johnson to do football games on Versus is the stupidest move of all time......and COOOOOOLD BLOODED!!!

Jay Cutler has a message for Mike Martz

FINALLY something to talk about today! For those who don't know how this works, Mike Martz is the Offensive Coordinator in the booth. He radios the plays to QB coach Shane Day, who relays the message to QB Jay Cutler. Wait for the :22 second mark. Cutler relays his own message to Day for Martz. "Tell him I said F#!% You!!"

My dream birthday band

Here's that band I posted back on 10/6. They are apparently known as "The Mini Band." All I know is, that little girl is a hard ass on the axe!

What i'm watching

Not much going on if you hate hockey,but 30 for 30 is always fantastic.

I HATE COLIN COWHERD...

AND SO DOES GEORGE C SCOTT

Slow news day

Sorry for the lack of posts lately. I like to refer to it as "The Oklahoma Effect." Anyway, here's one of my favorite web pictures.

Your Oklahoma State>UT video: These Saturdays are gonna be the end of me. I can't keep doing this every Sunday. When you have talent like that at running back,why are you passing SO DAMN MUCH ON FIRST DOWN? Ash isn't gonna win it for you,so let wonder boy Brown, Wild Foz, and DJ win it for you!

OUch. That Saturday hurt

I've been away from the blog for a few days.....getting over OU takes some time. 2003 was probably the last one like this. 55-17. Damn. I'll take faith in knowing: A. These are a bunch of 18 year old kids. B. Jonathon Gray is on the way. C. These ARE THE coaches to bring this team to the future. I feel better now. Bring on Okie St. I hope Blake Gideon doesn't have too much bitch in him.

Jon Jones says OU sucks

If someone can book this band for my birthday, its 3/29.

Black C-3PO

Garrett Gilbert to transfer from UT

September 5, 2008. I'm at Austin Westlake High School, with two friends, we'll call them fish and chip. My sister works for the Weslake district,so we had tickets sitting with Westlake faculty. We were there to see UT recruit Garrett Gilbert play for Lake Travis, but had to keep our excitement down, seeing as we were in enemy territory. Fast forward to January 7, 2010. Natinoal Championship game versus Alabama. Greg Davis calls a QB sneak..........it happened against K ST you old piece of shit, Colts out. Gilbert makes the most of what he's given in a losing effort. Now onto: The De-evolution of Garrett Gilbert:


Meet Britt Mitchell and Kyle Hix. They destroyed Garrett Gilbert. With absolutely no ability to pass protect AT ALL they let Gilbert be broken at the most important place, mentally. The young QB I watched pick Westlake apart in 2008, was a shell of himself. No Confidence equals no bueno, bash him all you want, that O line cost him his career.

Today is October 5, 2011. Garrett Gilbert has been released by the University of Texas. Sources say SMU is his destination. Garrett, I hope you have the protection to succeed like you did September 5, 2008. I still remember, I was there.

Hungry Eyes calls out the WVU fan base

Fast forward to the 14:00 minute mark.

“All my rowdy friends are here with a rope!”

What a complete JACKASS. Is he drunk?

HOLY HOT DAMN DVR ALREADY SET

Good God...They'll push Garrett Gilbert to suicide...

http://www.dailytexanonline.com/news/2011/09/29/no-7-jerseys-half-co-op

Tim and Eric post of the day

CHOKESLAM!

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Amazon reviews!

Note: read the customer reviews. http://www.amazon.com/Deerbusters-Wolf-Urine-Lure-32-oz/dp/B0006IGZSM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317253892&sr=8-1

So A&M is officially going to the $EC....Adios little brother.

Houston Nutt's season thus far:

Cash fo Gold, STHUN!

In case you were wondering what Mike Leach has been up to: AND THEN GRAHAM HIT CRABTREE! THANK GAWD I DIDN'T USE A TIMEOUT!!!

An illustration of what Texas did to UCLA in Pasadena on Saturday:

Alright, the name of this website was actually spoken by Scott Van Pelt. He was discussing Mike Vick in Atlanta, versus Philly. He said, "the difference is, he'll hurt you from the pocket." I was in my kitchen, and immediately thought, "I'll hurt YOU from the pocket...*wink*." Then it was born.

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